Not What We Expected

Yesterday we expected that:

• Dave would go to work,
  
• Erika would have a non-stress test appointment, and
  
• we would have a nice, relaxing Friday evening together.

Here's what really happened:

• Dave went to work. So far, so good, but
• Erika drove into a snowy ditch on the way to her appointment, so
• Dave got the rest of the day off work to help his overdue wife out of the ditch, which meant that
• Dave got to go to the non-stress test appointment with Erika, which was good because
• the test showed that Erika was having contractions 2 minutes apart, so
• we got sent over to the Labor and Delivery triage area, where
• we spent over 2 hours confirming that Erika was not actually in labor or anywhere near having a baby, after which
• we went home and had a nice, relaxing Friday evening together.

I guess we weren't that far off.